The Evil Princess and I were married last week.  I hope you’ll be happy for us.

It was a simple ceremony in Chicagoland. She’s a native of Chicago (I maintain I rescued her, though she still says “kidnapped”) and since we’re both Second Amendment rights activists, it pleased us all the more to do it in “conquered territory.”

It was an open carry wedding, highly unusual in those environs but legal there on private property. If our kind of folks did the social register thing, the newspaper announcement might have read, “The bride wore a Glock 19 9mm, and the groom wore a Smith & Wesson 1911 .45 ACP, accessorized by a .38 Special Smith & Wesson Model 442.”

No one really noticed. One reason might be that we both wore black. (Why bride and groom would wear black is a matter we’ll leave to speculation for now.)  The guns and holsters were black too. They blend in rather discreetly.

The officiator didn’t seem to notice the hardware. Neither did the mother of the bride, but I maintain this it was because her shotgun blocked her view of my hip…

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  3. CONGRATULATIONS from Live Oak & Do Good Media! You guys are awesome and we wish you many, many wonderful years together!

  4. Mas….you made a serious mistake….you married a gal who can shoot better than you….tread carefully !!! I wish the both of you much fun and happiness…..

  10. Congratulations, good luck, and best wishes for health, happiness, and prosperity.

    Thank you both for all of your contributions.

    Bob

  11. I actually whooped with joy when I read this Mas! My heartfelt congratulations to both of you. About time you made it “official.”

  12. Outstanding news uncle Mas, congrats to you and Gail from AZ!I really loved the picture of her in one of your illustrated concealed carry books with a 9mm P239; the book is well thumbed and worn,but like love itself, never really seems to grow old. Here’s to many more happy years for a very handsome and deserving couple, I’ll share this with my own EP plus one of your old students from across the border.

  13. Congratulations are in order !
    Here’s to decades of happiness for you two !
    God bless you !

  16. Best wishes to you both, and hope you have many long, long, long years of good health and fun ahead.

  19. Congratulations to you both!!! I hope you will be very happy together for many years to come!!!

  21. Mazel tov, you two!!!

    Great news, very happy for youse guys and hope it all just keeps getting better. “Her shotgun blocked her view of my hip…” Hahahaa! Shotgun wedding? 😉

  28. Gail & Mas,

    Best wishes and Congratulations to both of you!
    We’re very happy to hear this wonderful and joyous news!
    Hope y’all make it to Alaska soon.

    Tammy & Yog

  32. God bless both of y’all sensei! Life is precious and short, shorter at the end. I pray you celebrate many an anniversary and continue to positively influence your fellow Americans – especially the young.

    From Cow Town,
    Greg Timoney (a now relatively proficient sinistral ole’ guy shooter)

  33. Congratulations to you and your bride Mas! Wishing you much happiness and joy together.

    All the very best to you both!

  41. Congratulations!! My very best wishes to the both of you for many, many happy years to come!

    All the Best,
    Sam Apicelli

  42. See Captain, if you beg someone long enough they will give in. I think it is a perfect match. Congratulations!

  45. Congrats Gail and Mas, both I had the privilege of meeting at a MAG40 class. Great couple and I love the pic. Wishing both of you many more years of great memories together.

  48. Congrats to the both of you. May your years be full of joy an you ammunition expenditures with one another be many! Tight Groups from Home Front Freedom LLC.

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