Now campaigning for the Governorship of Texas, “Beto” O’Rourke – who said “Hell, yes, we’re coming for your AR15s and your AK-47s” during his failed campaign for a Presidential nomination, has flip-flopped in hopes of fooling Texas voters.

Spend five minutes here and see if you can keep from laughing out loud.

It’s hard to take O’Rourke while I’m sober.

Bartender! Bring me a Beto O’Rourke!

How do you make that, you ask?

Pour me a shot of Irish whiskey, and tell me it’s tequila.

27 COMMENTS

  1. I’m not sure if Robert Patrick really wants to be elected. He has made a career out of raising money for himself. Being elected may lower his income & force him to at least pretend to work.

  2. Beto does not qualify as Irish whiskey. That is too strong of a spirit for a little, leftist poseur like Beto.

    Trying to pass off a wine glass of Chardonnay as tequila is more like it. Come to think of it, I am not even sure Beto even qualifies as Chardonnay. Instead, if one listens to his babble, one may end up drinking the American Left’s Kool-Aid instead of tequila! 🙂

  3. How can you tell when Beto is lying? His lips are moving.

    IMO, he is an idiot and the manifestation of all that is corrupt and dishonest with politicians. He has no agenda for the people other than he wants to be “king ding-a-ling” same as Trudeau.

    • Lying ONLYwhen his lips are moving> YOu are too generous by half Maybe by two thirds.

      Ol Bait-oh lies when he is just sitting there breathing. !

      He says “I an not interested in taking anyone’s AR or AK patern frifle,,, which he refers to as “military grade” weapons.
      not intereted in” does not mean he will not. He could easily arrange to concoct a pretense for “Mr. And Mrs Texas Turn them All In” thenhe would simply let “others” take them all up.. IF they could.
      And thank God there are more than enuogh patriots and faithful men and women who would not.
      Can you imagine Bait Oh in position such as True Dough is now standing? How different would Bait be from True? Both are two bit tinpot dictators at heart, will NOT allow anyone to poke a pin at their bubbles, absolutely MUST be allowed to hve their way lest they stamp their widdow feeeets and cry.

      I say let them cry. I know at least a dozen fifteen and sixteen year olds that are far more mature, capable, emotionally stable, rational, and far more articulate than either of these two.

  4. Your pretty funny but absolutely correct, Beto has a snowballs chance in hell of being elected Governor of Texas. However, he should move to my former state of CT.

    • Beto is dumb enough to be anti-gun in Texas. That’s like putting down country music in Nashville. Beto and All-Out-Crazy (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) would make a good couple.

      Today on the news, we see another reason to hang onto our guns. A modern country, Ukraine, is in imminent danger of being invaded by the second most powerful military in the world. Because Ukrainians have brains and a patriotic spirit, the CIVILIANS are training with guns and forming CITIZEN MILITIAS. In many countries, such a thing would not be possible. Disarmed civilians have no chance of defending themselves against professional soldiers.

      • Also notice what’s happening up north in Canada where der Fuhrer Trudeau is using his obedient stormtroopers to brutalize people protesting peacefully for their imagined freedoms. We could see this here in America before long as Crooked Joe will try to imitate his Canadian counterpart. It may be a bit more difficult in the U.S.A. as we do have a First and Second Amendment which our wise Founding Fathers put in place to prevent exactly what’s happening to our northern neighbors. However, with the diabolically ambitious Socialist politicians here, aided by the liberal media and evil swamp creatures in control of the military, and numerous heavily armed and equipped alphabet government agencies, anything is possible.

        Continue practicing defensive shooting techniques, especially with rifles and keep a good supply of ammo and food handy.

      • Esteemed Roger Willco, we need more of that essence-of-militia again. Let us work peacefully with the law, while making sure that the law gives us an adequate chance to survive as the USA, as it still often already does. Up with the 2A, and Let’s Go Brandon!

      • Tom606,

        And notice how well-behaved the Canadian protestors were. They still felt the heavy boot of the dictator.

      • Notice also that like his late idol Adolf, sadistic dictator wannabe Justin has very nicely styled hair. He just needs a little square mustache now.

        Maybe he has a Walther PPK in 7.65mm too and hopefully will use it the same way as Adolf did.

  5. The greatest weapon of war is created when citizens give authority to a leader who has not the ability nor character to fulfill the duties and carry out the expectations dictated by the constitution of the citizens. Barkeep, another round.

  6. Kinda like Beto for M.A.D. Beto stands for sober driving, Chevy’s apple pie, Guns and God bless America. He’s found salvation!!

  7. He must have backtracked when Texas said “Come and Take it”. Irish whiskey sounds pretty good this evening Mas. I think I will…

  8. If you’ll permit me a Rock ‘ Roll metaphor, bassist and singer Blackie Lawless of the band W.A.S.P. performed wearing an exploding codpiece which had a wardrobe malfunction during the 1986 tour.

    At their first show of the tour which happened to be in Dublin, Ireland, the firework exploded setting Blackie’s legs and backside on fire resulting in some pretty serious burns.

    Backstage the band were pretty sombre as it looked like the tour was over on the first night but in an effort to cheer them up, Lawless infamously quipped, “If we wrote better songs, I wouldn’t have to do stuff like this!”

  9. I wouldn’t vote for Beto if he was running for dogcatcher, but I found it amusing that we had an Irishman named Robert O’Rourke posing as Hispanic running against an Hispanic named Rafael Cruz calling himself Ted!

  10. Yeah, make fun of Beto, but don’t forget that Bush 41 once said, “Read my lips, no new taxes!” then shortly afterwards, signed the biggest increase in taxes bill up to that time. Of course, 41 was also a poster dude of the D.C. swamp and every bit as slimy as Beto and the rest of his Socialist New World Order cronies.

  11. I live in Texas. I doubt Beto will get past the Democratic primary, now in progress. When he disavowed the assault weapon ban, and stated his opposition to Constitutional carry, he lost the dozen or so Democrats who would have voted for him.

  12. The Democrats have made it a habit to backtrack on what they say BEFORE getting elected. They can be trusted, though, to end up going with the left wing on stuff such as popular socialism and gun control.

  13. There’s no low down dirty trick a liberal politician would not use to get elected. Remember back when George H.W. Bush (#41) was running for POTUS and joined the NRA by buying a life membership to (falsely) show how pro-Second Amendment he was? He got tens of thousands of votes, if not more, from NRA members who thought they were putting one of their own in the highest office. Bush then showed his true colors after he won and withdrew from the NRA. The president of the NRA should have revoked Bush’s membership and kept the money before that RINO quit the organization. Bush, or his advisor who suggested that tactic, was clever as the several hundred bucks for a NRA life membership was a low price to pay for the many thousands of votes cast for him. The Bush family was worth over a billion dollars even back then, so $300-$400 was nothing to them. I became a NRA life member back in 1994 and it costed me about $450 and Bush ran in the late 1980’s. I have to admit I did vote for 41 (and 43, twice) as there was no way I would ever go with a slimy Demoncrat.

    So give Beto a break. He’s just doing what comes naturally for a Demoncrat, lying whenever needed and doing anything to win, however dishonest or morally corrupt. With the huge numbers of stupid voters in America, this tactic works great and has in recent times, put Clinton, Obama, and Biden in power, with a couple of them even occupying the White House for two very dark terms.

  14. Well now, the Libertarian that I am, he’s entitled to his free speech, just as we are guaranteed our right to exercise the second amendment.

    He can flip-flop, I have a memory.

    I flip-flop too. I wear guns like girls wear accessories, so says my wife. Sometimes a 1911 feels good on my hip, but so does a variety of other guns. Just depends on my mood. 9mm to .45ACP, I don’t discriminate, but at least I am consistent in my beliefs.

    I think Mark Twain had an opinion of politicians, “…you have liars, damn liars and then ya got politicians…”. If it wasn’t him it was someone…

    • True Americans believe in the rights of free speech and ownership of guns, in addition to other rights granted by the Creator. However, those on the Dark Side aka Demoncrats consider themselves superior and only they can dole out privileges to those deserving of them, usually fellow liberals. To them, violent Socialist protesters are patriots who should be praised and peaceful conservative protesters are terrorists who should be imprisoned.

      Good to hear you have a memory. Unfortunately, many don’t and are stupid to boot. There are so many Americans, especially the younger ones who mistakenly believe Wilson, FDR, Clinton, and Obama were great presidents. Heck, there are those with short memories who even think Lyndon Johnson and Jimmy Carter were good leaders because the liberal media said so, and those idiots vote. We have hard times ahead of us.

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