The Evil Princess and I were married last week. I hope you’ll be happy for us.
It was a simple ceremony in Chicagoland. She’s a native of Chicago (I maintain I rescued her, though she still says “kidnapped”) and since we’re both Second Amendment rights activists, it pleased us all the more to do it in “conquered territory.”
It was an open carry wedding, highly unusual in those environs but legal there on private property. If our kind of folks did the social register thing, the newspaper announcement might have read, “The bride wore a Glock 19 9mm, and the groom wore a Smith & Wesson 1911 .45 ACP, accessorized by a .38 Special Smith & Wesson Model 442.”
No one really noticed. One reason might be that we both wore black. (Why bride and groom would wear black is a matter we’ll leave to speculation for now.) The guns and holsters were black too. They blend in rather discreetly.
The officiator didn’t seem to notice the hardware. Neither did the mother of the bride, but I maintain this it was because her shotgun blocked her view of my hip…
Heh, one is without Internet connection for a while and such things happen 🙂 Congratulations to you both.
Fabulous! Congrats.
Many congratulations! So many quotes… enjoy! https://thoughtcatalog.com/eric-redding/2015/08/33-of-the-funniest-quotes-about-marriage-that-are-actually-true/
Best to you both, always! Jack
Congratulations guys!
Outstanding!!! Congratulations! Y’all make a great looking couple.
Congratulations!
I wish you both the best, and lots of happiness.
Congratulations!!! Very happy for you both
Belated congratulations! Where ya going for the honeymoon? Also, I hope this wasn’t a “shotgun” wedding.
Stay safe.
Congratulations Mas! (You almost look like you’re smiling so it MUST be love! :-))
Congrats Mas,
Many happy years for you, is my wish.
Stay safe,
Lorenzo
Congratulations to both of you! Our best for a happy, healthy, long future together!
Congratulations!
Congratulations to the both of you! 2018 is a good year for weddings. My fiancée and I plan to tie the knot Dec. 31.
Congratulations! May happiness and prosperity follow both of you on your journey.
Warmest congratulations Mas, and to your lovely bride Gail. I know you folks have been together for some time. Though I have never had the very good fortune of meeting either of you, I consider you distant, but no less dear friends. I keep and study your writings from across the years.
May God richly bless and keep you!
Sincerely, and with great happiness and good wishes for you both,
Thomas H. Bunner
Congratulations to you two! Wishing you many, many happy years ahead!
Congratulations to you both! May you have many happy years ahead!
Seeing this just totally made my day! May you be blessed with a long and happy life together!
Big Ole Congratulations to you both and best wishes for many more years together….Bro Ward
Blessings to the both of you.
Congratulations to you both. As a former Chicago resident and a student in your training courses, I can think of no better ceremony “accessories.”
Wow, what glad tidings to stumble across this morning, congratulations to you both and our very best wishes for year of wedded…and leaded…. bliss!
Ned and Dianna
Congratulations to you both!
Congratulations to both of you!
Congratulations, Mas and Gail!
Mas, Gail – congratulations on making each other happy for so very long. Being a 40 year member of “the club,” I can tell you that your best days are still to come.
Well, if ever it was to be, NOW is a great time! May Blessings and Light continue to shine on the Ol’ Fart and the Evil Princess!
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